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        October 11, 2006  
  
  I hate blogging. Because no matter what I write nobody is going to read it. And if your reading this and you just said out loud, "What an idiot! Why would he write that?.....I am reading it....... He's so stupid." Your the reason I don't like writing blogs. So please quit reading or your going to be thoroughly dissapointed.   

I wish I could be funny when I write stuff down. It's usually funny in my head and then I write it down and it SUCKS!. Why does that happen? Like I'll think of something like," Wouldnt it be funny if a pirate was deaf and he couldnt pronounce his R's?" ( I laugh,hehe).....(I laugh some more,hehehe). That would be funny. I'am going to write that down..... Ok "what if a pirate was deaf? And he tried to say AARRR!!! He wouldnt be able to do it. hehe... He would be like AAAWWW!! And everyone else would be like whats he trying to say. I don't know but he keeps waiving his hook around. Does anybody know hook language? (get it?....Hook language. Instead of sign language.....(cough,cough).

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